Try not to lose yourself!

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Anonymous asked:

So I have found a generator. I have no use for sooo.... You can have it.

“Wait a second, me-?”

Sephnit did of a double-take at the offer; firstly because they’re just being /given/ free stuff, and secondly because… hhhhow the heck are they going to use /this/ for anything-? Heck, they don’t even need anything that needs p– wait a second, no, they do… that one microwave… well, huh. Apparently they /did/ have something that could use electricity.

-But really, who cares about a microwave? After all, now the weather’s all nice and warm! Besides, they didn’t even know how the thing worked. .. Still… maybe they could try to take it apart and keep its parts in their stash in case they could come in more plausible need…

After a moment of decision, Sephnit decided to put on a grateful smile.

“Well, now that I think about it.. I guessss I /could/ usse ssomething like a generator… Well then, I’ll take it!”

(The snake; the myth; the cyptid (Sephnit)) (Hey; you; give me your shades- (Anon))

Anonymous asked:

So now let's see how the green noodle is doing ja?

“Oh, me? Yeah, I’m doing pretty well actually!”

((I just couldn’t shut up about them, so they’re still pretty.. well… what’s the word…. consistent? Strong?))

“Hey, don’t look at me, alright-?! I’m sstuck with the braincell you’re trying to usse, too, you know-”

((… I still can’t help but feel like we’re coming off as odd, though… both of us– but more importantly, Sephnit))

“Well, of /courssse/, what with time and all that, I think! Pluss, I’ve sstill been pretty bussy, mysself, while I wasssn’t /here/. You know, what with meeting new people, and ‘taking care of’ The Foresst, and maybe having been offered a bunch of weapons, and whatnot!”

((Wait do you still have all those weapons someo-))

“Nope! Now what makes you think that, hmm-?”

((… Sure. But anyways, we’ll still be very, very slow on replying in threads… lo siento…..))

(Guess who's back. Back again. (OOC)) (The snake; the myth; the cyptid (Sephnit)) (Hey; you; give me your shades- (Anon))

((Huzzah! Watch as I say I’m going to commit before vanishing off the face of the Earth for months at a time now!))

((… But really, I’m sorry for not being present for so long. It’s a combination of drive, lack of commitment to this aspect of my life in particular, multiple things to do, and multiple things I /have/ to do. But! I’m still going to exist. And so will Sephnit. Cod knows they still exist, and honestly I can never completely get rid of them no matter how hard I tried now.))

((Oh hey!)) ((new simpler tags!)) ((… yeah I'm getting informal; but I mean;)) ((Who said I had to be fancy in the first place?)) ((….. okay then again those tags /do/ look really nice..)) ((but they take 5 seconds more to make-)) (Guess who's back. Back again. (OOC))
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one-hand-incorporated:
“You! -Yes, you, with the hands! Sephnit and I may have been gone for the Winter, but now they’re back and continuing their spree of spreading petty crime and confusion!
If YOU, by chance, happen to be interested in a talking...
one-hand-incorporated

You! -Yes, you, with the hands!

Sephnit and I may have been gone for the Winter, but now they’re back and continuing their spree of spreading petty crime and confusion!

If YOU, by chance, happen to be interested in a talking snake that likes to commit theft, then I highly recommend liking and/or reblogging this post to let us know you want to interact!

(It’s also highly recommended you check their bio and rules, which can be found on our page. If you have trouble locating either of them, just let me know via DM)

((I'm reblogging this once more and no one can stop me)) {🍄Sso; hey there; you probably don't know who I am;🍄(self promo)} {🍃Sssooo; you know I jusst ssaid ssomething; right?🍃(self reblog)}
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Anonymous asked:

"-Oh, hey, kid, you don't happen to have anything to eat, do you?" They were still starving after that long sleep.. Sephnit was sure they'd be able to get something from someone, one way or another, though, and this kid looked particularly trustworthy! ... For some reason. (@one-hand-incorporated) ((we're finally back!! :D))

kg2hub answered:

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     Something to eat? Of course Ted wanted to help out Sephnit! He hadn’t seen them in a long while, and he’d been kind of worried! Some part of him assumed maybe the snake just got tired of him. …But that couldn’t be the case, right? They were here now, and if they were hungry, he wanted to give them something. Helping was seeming to be what he did best these days, after all.

     But unfortunately, it seemed Ted could not recall having brought any food with him on this lovely day. He pat his pockets. Nope. It didn’t seem like he had even brought a snack with him either. Not that he was allowed many of those, but it was still worth a try regardless.

     The boy shook his head I’m sorry No, I don’t think so.   He answered. But he was not about to let his friend go empty-handed. Or. Empty? Ted didn’t really know what term to use there. –Even still, that would be awful of him to do, since he already came up with another way to help!  

     “ I have some money with me, though! I’ll buy you something! Umm What do you like to eat?   He asked, smiling.

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“Oh, you know, jusst the normal kind of sstuff,”

Already, this kid seemed pretty trustworthy! Still, then again, they were pretty sure it was safe to assume just about any kid’s trustworthy. They coiled around themself before listing off their preferences, gesturing with their tail a little with each one.

“Jusst about any kind of meat, ssweet sstuff, chocolate… -oh, and of coursse rodentss!”

((Ah dude I missed you too-!)) ((and don't worry;)) ((your work is important; and if taking a hiatus from RP is what you need to finish it; then go ahead!)) ((we'll still be here for you; mi amigo :v)) {🌱Look; if you sso much asss /bruissssse/ thiss kid'ss feelingss I CAN and PROBABLY WILL rob you blind; you hear me?🌱(kindsnob)} {🐍Yess; I can talk. No; I'm not giving you back your little heirloom.🐍(Sephnit)}
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  3. What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?
  4. What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?
  5. What was your favorite school project you ever made?
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  8. What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?
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  11. Favorite head phone brand?
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  13. Favorite idiom?
  14. How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?
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  16. How big is too big for a wallet?
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  18. What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?
  19.  What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?
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{🌼Jusst don't have too much fun with thiss opportunity; if you know what I mean.🌼(ask meme)}
one-hand-incorporated
one-hand-incorporated:
“You! -Yes, you, with the hands! Sephnit and I may have been gone for the Winter, but now they’re back and continuing their spree of spreading petty crime and confusion!
If YOU, by chance, happen to be interested in a talking...
one-hand-incorporated

You! -Yes, you, with the hands!

Sephnit and I may have been gone for the Winter, but now they’re back and continuing their spree of spreading petty crime and confusion!

If YOU, by chance, happen to be interested in a talking snake that likes to commit theft, then I highly recommend liking and/or reblogging this post to let us know you want to interact!

(It’s also highly recommended you check their bio and rules, which can be found on our page. If you have trouble locating either of them, just let me know via DM)

((Don't mind me reblogging this again-)) {🍄Sso; hey there; you probably don't know who I am;🍄(self promo)} {🍃Sssooo; you know I jusst ssaid ssomething; right?🍃(self reblog)}

tazmilyxfamily asked:

A... bird? This area of Dreamland is slowly getting stranger the further Meta Knight moves into it. Whispy Woods was always a mysterious place, but he suspects he's gone beyond the reaches of the big tree. His eyes shimmer from yellow to green as he watches Crozo from behind his mask. Some animals were sentient enough to speak... But not all. So for now he shall opt to wait and see if it will speak to him first.

Goodness, this forest sure is full of weird stuff… talking snakes, lots of fog sometimes, houses with no one living in them… -and the trees are super big, too! This place seemed familiar too.. it reminded her of a forest she came across that was all withered and sick… Maybe they could be connected? Maybe she could figure out if there’s a connection!

The bird continued musing to herself as she hopped along the forest floor, picking up and inspecting whatever she found, until she noticed a rather odd looking… thing, not too far from her. It didn’t look like anything she ever saw, actually, and she’s been here for a long whi–

-Wait did the thing’s eyes just change color?! Her feathers fluffed up in interest. It seemed really shiny, too… were the shiny bits a part of it? She strode up to the thing without a hint of caution. Maybe it could talk? -That way she can try to learn more about it!

“Hello, can you talk?”

((Hey there!)) ((Oh gosh am I rusty-- especially with Crozo; but I hope this is okay!)) ((Peck; it's been forever;)) {🕊Oh! You found me!🕊(Crozo)} {🌳I ssware if you're going to asssk me how I can talk-🌳(asks)} tazmilyxfamily

Anonymous asked:

Hey, imagine Sephnit as a snake Pokemon. Which one would he be?

((Hmmst….))

((They’d probably be a Serperior,))

((I know a lot of people would default to an arbok or ekans, but I just don’t think that reflects them that well))

((Plus, Serperior’s grass-typing is a nice reference to the relation they have with The Forest!))

{🌲A bunch of sstuck-up bargain bin godss; if I've ever sseen any.🌲(anon asks)} {🦊☆Everything happens for a reason☆ or some other wise-sounding phrase.🦊(OOC)}